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  • Birthday card on a black background with a smiling retro cartoon man making a rude middle finger gesture, and the words 'Another year older, still a c**t. Some things never change! Happy birthday!'.

    STILL A CXXT

    STILL A CXXT
    £6.99
  • Birthday card with a retro cartoon man in a suit winking and raising a foaming pint of beer, with the words 'Cheers to you! May your birthday be full of beer, bad decisions and naughty stories! Happy birthday!'.

    CHEERS TO YOU

    CHEERS TO YOU
    £6.99
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    Birthday card with a cartoon dog with its tongue out in a party hat holding a joke voucher beside a birthday cake and gifts, with the words 'Happy Birthday! I couldn't decide what to get you, so here's a voucher for something unforgettable'.

    Greeting Card CODE-0143

    Greeting Card CODE-0143
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a teal background with black and cream lettering reading 'Age is irrelevant. Unless you're a wine, a cheese, or my c**k. Then age really does matter! Happy birthday!'.

    AGE IS IRRELEVANT

    AGE IS IRRELEVANT
    £6.99
  • Birthday card with a retro cartoon man in a suit holding a foaming pint of beer, and the words 'Another year older, still a c**t. Happy birthday! Drink up, have fun, and make even worse decisions!'.

    YEAR OLDER

    YEAR OLDER
    £6.99
  • New
    Birthday card with a blue gradient background and yellow and pink lettering reading 'Happy Birthday, your gift is in my pants'.

    Gift Card Rude

    Gift Card Rude
    £6.99
  • New
    Christmas card with a bright blue to green gradient and bold purple lettering reading 'Another f***ing Crimbo card, all the breast'.

    Christmas all the breast card

    Christmas all the breast card
    £6.99
  • New
    Pink Christmas card with holly in the corners and black text reading 'Happy Crimbo, only jesting, go f*** yourself'.

    Happy Chrimbo

    Happy Chrimbo
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a teal background with black and pink lettering reading 'Happy birthday! You're not getting old... you're just becoming a classic. Like a fine wine, a dirty mind and a loose f*ck'.

    BIRTHDAY BLUE

    BIRTHDAY BLUE
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a navy background with pink and white lettering reading 'Another birthday? Well, at least your willy still works. The rest of you is optional! Have a f*cking great day!'.

    WILLY

    WILLY
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a purple background with black, cream and pink lettering reading 'Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to chill the f*ck out and enjoy your old ass. You've earned it, legend!'.

    BIRTHDAY CHILL

    BIRTHDAY CHILL
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a yellow background with pink and black lettering reading 'Don't think of aging as getting old. Think of it as your warranty expiring on your willy. Use it or lose it, you dirty bugger!'.

    AGING WILLY

    AGING WILLY
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a hot pink background with black and white lettering reading 'Another year older, but don't worry... you're still a f*cking legend! Now go and get p*ssed!'.

    STILL A LEGEND

    STILL A LEGEND
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a teal background with bold black and white lettering reading 'You're not old. You're well seasoned and still going like a dirty weekend!'.

    YOU NOT OLD

    YOU NOT OLD
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a pink background with bold black and white lettering reading 'I'm not saying you're old, I'm just saying your willy has been around the block a few times!'.

    NOT SAYING YOU OLD

    NOT SAYING YOU OLD
    £6.99
  • IM NOT SHORT – greeting card

    IM NOT SHORT

    IM NOT SHORT
    £6.99
  • NOT LAZY – greeting card

    NOT LAZY

    NOT LAZY
    £6.99
  • Congratulations card with a glamorous older woman in pink cat-eye sunglasses and a leopard print outfit holding a mug that says 'Another day, another WTF', and the words 'Congratulations! I have absolutely no idea what for'.

    CHEEKY-005

    CHEEKY-005
    £6.99
  • STILL A DICK – greeting card

    STILL A DICK

    STILL A DICK
    £6.99
  • PAIN IN THE ASS – greeting card

    PAIN IN THE ASS

    PAIN IN THE ASS
    £6.99
  • I SAW THIS CARD

    I SAW THIS CARD

    I SAW THIS CARD
    £6.99
  • Birthday card with a retro cartoon man sitting on a toilet with his trousers down holding a can of beer and giving a thumbs up, and the words 'Another year older? Don't worry... you've still got the same sh*tty ideas, just with more experience! Happy birthday!'.

    ANOTHER YEAR OLDER

    ANOTHER YEAR OLDER
    £6.99
  • ANOTHER BIRTHDAY – greeting card

    ANOTHER BIRTHDAY

    ANOTHER BIRTHDAY
    £6.99