Funny Birthday Cards

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  • FUNNY CARD

    FUNNY CARD

    FUNNY CARD
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a black background with a smiling retro cartoon man making a rude middle finger gesture, and the words 'Another year older, still a c**t. Some things never change! Happy birthday!'.

    STILL A CXXT

    STILL A CXXT
    £6.99
  • Birthday card with a retro cartoon man in a suit winking and raising a foaming pint of beer, with the words 'Cheers to you! May your birthday be full of beer, bad decisions and naughty stories! Happy birthday!'.

    CHEERS TO YOU

    CHEERS TO YOU
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on cream with a grumpy black cat in a pink armchair holding a glass of wine, and the words 'Birthday? Please. The older you get the more you realise nobody gives a f*ck! Happy birthday you magnificent b*****d!'.

    BIRTHDAY BLACK CAT

    BIRTHDAY BLACK CAT
    £6.99
  • New
    Birthday card with a cartoon dog with its tongue out in a party hat holding a joke voucher beside a birthday cake and gifts, with the words 'Happy Birthday! I couldn't decide what to get you, so here's a voucher for something unforgettable'.

    Greeting Card CODE-0143

    Greeting Card CODE-0143
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a teal background with black and cream lettering reading 'Age is irrelevant. Unless you're a wine, a cheese, or my c**k. Then age really does matter! Happy birthday!'.

    AGE IS IRRELEVANT

    AGE IS IRRELEVANT
    £6.99
  • New
    Birthday card designed as a voucher, with a rainbow border and the words 'Happy Birthday! I couldn't decide what to get you, so here's a voucher for something unforgettable', joke terms and conditions and a barcode.

    Birthday Unforgettable

    Birthday Unforgettable
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a dark blue background with a pint of beer, a bottle, balloons and gold lettering reading 'Happy birthday! Have an absolutely legendary day! Drink beer, eat cake, have fun, make memories, repeat!'.

    EAT CAKE

    EAT CAKE
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a pink background with bold black and white lettering reading 'I'm not saying you're old, I'm just saying your willy has been around the block a few times!'.

    NOT SAYING YOU OLD

    NOT SAYING YOU OLD
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a teal background with bold black and white lettering reading 'You're not old. You're well seasoned and still going like a dirty weekend!'.

    YOU NOT OLD

    YOU NOT OLD
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a hot pink background with black and white lettering reading 'Another year older, but don't worry... you're still a f*cking legend! Now go and get p*ssed!'.

    STILL A LEGEND

    STILL A LEGEND
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a yellow background with pink and black lettering reading 'Don't think of aging as getting old. Think of it as your warranty expiring on your willy. Use it or lose it, you dirty bugger!'.

    AGING WILLY

    AGING WILLY
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a purple background with black, cream and pink lettering reading 'Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to chill the f*ck out and enjoy your old ass. You've earned it, legend!'.

    BIRTHDAY CHILL

    BIRTHDAY CHILL
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a navy background with pink and white lettering reading 'Another birthday? Well, at least your willy still works. The rest of you is optional! Have a f*cking great day!'.

    WILLY

    WILLY
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on a teal background with black and pink lettering reading 'Happy birthday! You're not getting old... you're just becoming a classic. Like a fine wine, a dirty mind and a loose f*ck'.

    BIRTHDAY BLUE

    BIRTHDAY BLUE
    £6.99
  • Birthday card on black with a French bulldog in a pink party hat and sunglasses holding a glass of wine, and the words 'Birthday? I couldn't care less! But since you're having one... let's drink, swear and make some terrible decisions'.

    BIRTHDAY PUG

    BIRTHDAY PUG
    £6.99